“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it’s inherent virture is the euqual sharing of misery.”  

“Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.”

“Although prepared for martyrdom, I prefer it be postopned.”

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, pigs treat us as equals.”

“Never, ever hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”